Or: Outside? What's that?

I have never been this excited for winter in my life. Discounting perhaps Christmas. I'm always excited for Christmas. No, the rest of winter, I mean.

 I don't know what my parents and I were thinking, but it wasn't of my stomach.

 I swear, my roommate and I have the smartest room on our floor... and it's all from watching TV.

 What do you mean, conjunctivitis? Is that bad?

 Gogol Bordello comes in less than a week!

 Er, kind of.

 And no, I'm not referring to the flu this time!

 Halloween is right around the corner...!

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and then they'll match my checking account.

Or, why being close with my floor just might kill me.

There are a few benefits to early classes, it seems.

It's intense. Like my last camping trip. Get it? In-tents?

...Ah, I crack myself up.

A week has passed since I first arrived on campus at OSU... but I'm less looking back, and more looking around. For restaurants.

 I don't know why everyone doesn't do this. Then again, I haven't actually done any work yet...

 I go to college tomorrow. But for once, that's not what's on my mind...

Anticipation and an OWL preview.

 A.K.A "Hey, didn't you graduate?"

Escapism is not a healthy instinct... but it's nice, when you want to get away for a bit. 

 Sometimes I love them. Sometimes I can't even remember why I'm their friend. Then they call me, and I remember why we'll always be the Three.