(above quote taken from The Devil Wears Prada) 

Dear psycho-demon cat from hell,

Please stop destroying my clothing. My new, expensive jeans are NOT for you to scratch and bite. Also, my hair is not something for you to grab with your paw and rip out of my scallop. When I am showering, it is not okay to get into the bathroom and jump in the shower with me. That is weird and I do not appreciate it. Please stop walking all over the toilet. That’s totally bizarre and normal cats do not do such things. You tear my room and my arms to shreds and then you have the audacity to jump into my arms and look up at me with those adorable eyes and meow in the absolute cutest way possible. And of course I break down and pet you and love on you because I am weak. But one day I will be strong, demon cat from hell. Just you wait. 

Sincerely, Jenna. 

I went and saw Jennifer’s Body at Lennox at midnight the day it came out. It was weird. Megan Fox is all pretty and sexy and stuff, but when she’s eating humans it kind of ruins it. 

I also saw Love Happens. It was one of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time. It’s definitely worth the money. Jennifer Anniston is adorable. And even though I don’t really care for Aaron Eckhart, I thought he did an excellent job. 

Today was spent avoiding Ohio State football and freshmen. As much as I appreciate both, it kind of gets really old really fast. So I stayed indoors and did laundry and cleaned my room.

Oh, I lost my phone. This seems to happen to me a lot. I’m really not irresponsible, I just think there must be some sort of phone thief following me. I’m getting a new one sent to me on Monday. But I think I’m going into severe shock in the meantime. No texting for three days?! I’m probably going to die, or kill myself.