In the morning in the winter shade on the first of March on the holiday I thought I saw you breathing
(above lyrics taken from Sufjan Stevens)
Things you need to learn if you plan on going to OSU
- How to parallel park
- Where every Starbucks around campus is
- How to avoid purchasing cute cats
- How to navigate the ins and outs of game days
My cat is a psycho demon. Put lightly. I have a cat back home in Cleveland that I’ve had since I was around the age of 9. Mostly my cat in Cleveland just hides from me and only comes around when I have food. I figured the same would be true for my cat here. I was incredibly mistaken. This cat follows me everywhere. Jumps on me and my computer whenever it gets the chance. Gets in to absolutely everything. And basically just acts like a crazy psycho demon at all times.
I’m hoping this psychotic behavior only lasts until adulthood. I have to take into account that it’s in a kitten’s nature to be curious. However, I never realized kittens where curious to the point of clawing my towels and arms to shreds and biting my hands when I am texting,
Me and my new boy made a picnic and ate it in the outdoor amphitheater yesterday. Oh! Didn’t I mention I have a new boyfriend. You probably all think I’m crazy considering I just ranted for like 5 entires about how great it is to be single and casually date all these boys all the time. But I really like him an I have no desire to date anyone but him. So it works out. And he buys me coffee, so I’ll keep him around for now.
fj3oieeehfdjdSSSSSAAAAAAAAee (Sorry, my cat just decided to attack my computer, I thought I would leave my cat’s message to you all so you can fully assess how dire this situation is.)
It’s currently 9:41 in the morning on a Saturday and the USC game is not happening until 8:00 this evening and already I can hear festivities going on. For those of us who do not really care for OSU football we treat game days like bad snow storms. Yesterday I went to Giant Eagle and stocked up on food and juice for today since I knew there was no way I was going to be able to go outside without getting accosted by massive amounts of fans. Driving somewhere? Forget it. It will take you four times as long to get anywhere you are going. The worst thing about OSU football is that it steals my friends and my boyfriend away from me. Not cool, football.
Also, I feel compelled to tell you that my snow storm analogy was for your own benefit. I am from Cleveland so there is no such thing as too much snow for me, I can drive in just about anything and I am so sick of hearing you Columbus and Cincinnati natives complain about driving in 4 inches of snow. How about you try driving in 4 feet of snow and then maybe we can talk.
Also, Starbucks has starting serving pumpkin spice lattes and carmel apple cider. Today is a good day.
Me and the crazy psycho demon.